We’ve all got a mental bank of fears that could happen to us weekly that we try not to think about. Personally, my Saturday night takeaway being delivered to the wrong address is firmly placed at the top of the list. Hilariously TikTok comedian @Christycoysh has turned this scenario into a reality by singing about his missing takeaway and his… immunocompromised nan.
That’s right. There’s a burger at his nan’s door and he’s both distraught and terrified at the prospect of her tucking into it and experiencing a medical emergency.
You can watch the video here (age restricted)
Origin of There’s a Burger At My Nans Door meme.
The creator of the ‘Murder on the Dancefloor’ parody cover is none other than @ChristyCoysh over on TikTok who is building up quite the reputation making cover songs about hilarious pop culture scenarios. His latest and most popular hit yet has racked up 3.5 Million views and over 500,000 likes in only three days as of writing this article. Not only is the song content incredibly witty he also manages to deliver a surprisingly decent rendition of the Sophie Ellis-Baxtor cover.
No doubt the 2023 release ‘Saltburn’ can be partly attributed to the explosive viral potential of this meme as the film’s inclusion of the original song has catapulted the over 20-year-old single up to number 2 on the UK singles charts, just missing out on the top spot. TikTok star @ChristyCoysh makes sure to pay homage to the viral film by including a few hip thrusts in his dancing ensemble. You love to see it.
Personal highlights of Christie’s craftsmanship include his comedic realisation of his technophobe Nan being left to her own devices (no pun intended) and his concern about his chips being cold all the while on the way to the mother of all catastrophes. I respect the priorities, Christie.
I’m excited to see what else he can work his magic on in the future. Perhaps a number about Binley mega chippy. No? I’ll see myself out.
Christycoysh – Burger at my nans door lyrics
Last time I ordered a takeaway
It wasn’t in my own home
Shoulda’ checked the drivers progress
Because the address was wrong
And I forgot to change it back
There’s a burger at my nans door
And its getting F**king cold
There’s a burger at my nans door
And she cannot eat red meat
Oh no, if she has a single bite she’ll die
So I call my nan but shes not answering
Because she’s afraid of technology
She thinks if she goes outside she’ll get snatched by a drone
And when she does a FaceTime she thinks she’s in the phone
She really shouldn’t be living on her own
There’s a burger at my nans door
And I’m speeding to Eastmoor
There’s a burger at my nans door
And I need to save a life
Also, when you reheat the chips they’re not the same
So when I get outside her house
There’s a fox circling
And when I try to grab and grab the bag
It snarls and bears its teeth
Suddenly it pounced on me
It claws were in my chest
Then it sunk its teeth
Right into my neck
I had to strangle it to death
There’s a dead fox at my nans door
But I had no other choice
There’s a dead fox at my nans door
But it was me or him
Oh god, how will I ever live with myself
Oh sweet, got a refund